J: Je voudrais une croissant
J: Je suis enchante
J: Ou est le bibliotheque?
J: Voila mon passport
J: Ah, Gerard Depardieu
B J: Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
B: Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah

B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
B: Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!
B: Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)
B: Ananas (pineapple)
B: Jus d?orange
B: Boeuf
B: Soup du jour
B: Le camembert
B: Jacque Cousteau
B: Baguettte
J: Mais oui
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour, monsieur
J: Bonjour mon petit bureau de change
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Voila ? le conversation a la parc.
B: Ou est le livre?
J: A la bibliotheque
B: Et le musique dance?
J: Et le discotheque.
B: Et le discotheque
J: C?est ci, baby!
J: Un, deux, trois, quatre
B: Ba ba ba-ba bow!
All: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah

Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
F: Ou est le piscine?
J: Pardon moi?
F: Ou?est le piscine?
J: ?Uh?
F: Splish splash
J: ?Uh?
F: Eh?
J: Je ne comprends pas.
F: Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Eh?
F: Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Uh ?.No.
F: Hmmm.
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Ba ba ba-ba bow!

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So, you?re leaving, aren?t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That?s when I definitely knew
But if you?re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can?t break my heart, it?s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don?t? turn back to me
Don?t turn around and see if I?m crying
I?m not crying
I?m not crying
It?s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don?t tell my mates
I?m not crying
No, I?m not crying
And if I am crying
It?s not because of you
It?s because I?m thinking of a friend of mine who you don?t know who is dying
That?s right, dying
These aren?t tears of sadness because you?re leaving me
I?ve just been cutting onions
I?m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I?m not crying
No
There?s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That?s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I?m not weeping because you won?t be here to hold my hand
For your information there?s an inflammation in my tear gland
I?m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They?ve been seaching around
They?re like searching for you
They?ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren?t tears of sadness
They?re tears of joy
I?m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we?ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I?m not crying
I?m not crying
I?m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

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Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
There?s too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
Uckin? with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin? rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I?m out for my account
?Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you?ll see me ?cause of your mutha uckin? fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We?re all mutha uckas
And we?re uckin? with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There?s too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin? grocery
The mutha ucka won?t sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight?s gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ?
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn?t valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin? fruit salad
Then? ? Granny Smith? ?
?an avocado? ? b-? -a? ?
?a mango? ?
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
I?m gonna juice the mutha ucka
There?s too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my shi-
He?s gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin? with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin? with my shhhhh

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A kiss is not a contract
But it?s very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you?ve been exploring my
mouth
Doesn?t mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it?s very nice,
It?s very, very nice,
Just because we?ve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn?t mean you get to score the goal
that?s in my jockey
Just because I?m in a two man
novelty band
Doesn?t mean it?s all about
poontang.
I can?t go around loving everyone
I just wouldn?t get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won?t get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it?s very
nice. It?s very very nice.
I?m only one man, baby, pretty baby
We?re only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.

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Part One
I?d climb the highest mountain
I?d swim the deepest ocean
I?d walk along the longest path
To be with you
If you want me to

Part Two
I?d solve the hardest puzzle
And read the boringest book
I?d hold the hottest substance
Ooh nyeah

Part Three
I?d solve the hardest puzzle
I?d race the fastest animal
Eat the biggest meal
To be with you, Coco

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Cheer up Murray
Don?t let it get you down
Pick yourself up off the ground
It?s gonna be alright
Cheer up Murray
You look a little sad
Your life ain?t so bad
Just think of all the good times
Remember your 33rd birthday
You threw a great big party
And all of your friends were there for you
Jemaine, Greg, and me
We brought you a cake in the shape of a four and a three
?cause we all thought you were forty three
You got a dog
He loves you Murray
It?s one hell of a dog
It?s an English bulldog
And you?ve got a car
Don?t you Murray
It?s an ?03 Accord
Only one previous owner
And you?ve got a job
You?ve got all of your limbs
You?ve got a sensitive nose
And you do Tae Kwon Do
You?re good at matching your ties to your clothes
You?ve got a wife
Though she comes and goes
Some people don?t return your calls
They don?t return your calls
People will call you Gingerballs
They?ll call you Gingerballs
Those people don?t know what they see
They just see Gingerballs
Gingerballs
Cheer up Murray
It?s time to forget
Your wife met someone on the net
Let?s go and get an ice cream
Cheer up Murray
So nothing goes your way
It?s the same every day
Well, tomorrow is another day?

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Unghh
Girl tonight we?re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it?s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother?s place and I teach
her how to use the video machine again
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love
It?s when everything is just right
You?re not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice
There?s nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm?
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, ?I might go to bed. I?ve got work in
the morning.?
I know what you?re trying to say, baby.
You?re trying to say ?Aww, yeah. It?s business time.?
It?s business
It?s business time
I know what you?re trying to say
You?re trying to say it?s time for business
It?s business time
Ooh
It?s business
It?s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
The next thing you know we?re in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That?s all part of it, that?s foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn?t part of the foreplay, but it?s still very important
That?s not foreplay, but it?s still very important.
Then next thing you know we?re in the bedroom
You?re wearin? that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got
from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago
?Team Building Exercise ?99?.
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans ?cause I?m still wearing my shoes

But it?s okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.
The next thing you know I?m wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I?m down to my socks what time it
It?s business time
It?s business
It?s business time
When I?m down to my socks it?s time for business
That?s why they?re called business socks
Ooh
It?s business
It?s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it?s with me, you only need two minutes, girl
?Cause I?m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, ?Is that it??
I know what you?re trying to say, girl
You?re trying to say, ?Aw yeah, that?s it?
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh?
I?m not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm
It?s business
It?s business time
Business hours are over, baby
It?s business
It?s business time
song for sally

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J: Ah Ah?
B: Ah Ah?
J: Ah Ah?
B: Ah Ah?
B J: Ah Ah?
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B J: Mermaid Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
B: Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I?m longing to hear.
B J: Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
B J: Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.
B J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)
B: Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
J: Am I invited?
(AH?)
B: At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
B J: If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO?)
B: Are you the answer to a drunken sailor?s lonely wish?
B: Wish wish wish?
B: Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
J: Half a sexier fish?
B J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)

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I?m the pretty prince of parties
You?re a tasty piece of pastry
You?re so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I?m the funky monkey junky
You?re a flunky bunky donkey
You?re a picture of the devil?s daughter
I?m a pitcher of holy water
Oh pretty prince of parties where?s
the party now? - I don?t know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No.
Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes? - They?re made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.
I?m the mickey Maori minstrel
You?re the high priestess of tinsel
I?m the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
la la la la la la la la la la la la

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Inner city life, inner city pressure
The concrete world is starting to get ya
The city is alive, the city is expanding,
Living in the city can be demanding,
You?ve pawned everything, everything you own,
Your toothbrush, jar, and a camera phone
You don?t know where you?re going
You cross the street
You don?t know why you did,
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room, totally skint
And your favorite jersey is covered in lint
You want to sit down, but you sold your chair
So you just stand there
You just stand there
You just stand there
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
Counting coins on the counter of the 7-11,
From a quarter past six ?til a quarter to seven,
The manager Bevan starts to abuse me
Hey man, I just want some Muesli,
Neon signs, hidden messages,
Questions, answers, fetishes,
You know you?re not in high finance,
Considering getting second hand underpants,
Check your mind, how?d it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had,
Look in your pockets, haven?t found a cent yet,
Landlords on your balls, have you paid your rent yet?
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
So you think maybe you?ll be a prostitute,
Just to pay for your lessons, you?re learning the flute,
The ladies won?t pay you very much for this,
Looks like you?ll never be a concert flautist,
You don?t measure up to the expectation
When you?re unemployed there?s no vacation
No one cares, no one sympathizes
You just stay home and play synthesizers.
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure

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